He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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