We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Randomize
