Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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