Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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