Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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