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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this

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• (817): View more from Texas

  youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.

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  Happy Birthday

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  It's like a mixture of two words

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  "town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"

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• (607): View more from New York

  He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit

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  Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf

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