I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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