is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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