Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
