Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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