Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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