There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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