No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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