i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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