He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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