he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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