Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
A bitchslap is in order.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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