I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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