I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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