i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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