Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Its about making memories worth repressing
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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