i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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