i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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