have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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