OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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