You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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