Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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