what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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