S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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