So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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