i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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