Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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