If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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