My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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