I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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