How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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