I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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