your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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