i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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