alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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