is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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