I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
