You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
