On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i just had sex bonerless
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
