Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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