Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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