I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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