we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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