party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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