i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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