Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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